Description
The “Geometry Lesson” Gradient Long Sleeve
If the First Contact Logo taught us anything, it’s that the visitors have a flair for the dramatic and a complete lack of respect for private property. This shirt features the original “I was here” spiral in a Tan and Purple palette, proving that even higher intelligences struggle with a color wheel.
The signature Gradient Wash creates a shifting aesthetic that looks like a camera lens flare from 1952—distorted, grainy, and just mysterious enough to keep the neighbors talking.
The Data:
The Mark: The First Contact Logo is printed in Purple and Tan, a color combination designed to distract you while they “borrow” your lawn furniture.
The Fabric: 100% premium cotton that is soft enough to sleep in, which is convenient since that’s usually when the abductions start.
The Wash: A specialized gradient process that ensures no two shirts are identical, much like the “weather balloons” people claim to see in the desert.
The Build: Features ribbed cuffs so your sleeves don’t drift away even if the rest of you does.
Available Variants:
Black-Grey: For blending into the background of a blurry security tape.
Blue-Grey: To match the cold glow of a hovering craft.
Jean Grey: For the investigator who wants to look professional while running from a drone.
Pink: Because nothing says “I’m ready for the mothership” like a bright pink gradient.
They’ve seen your data. It’s time they saw your fit. All sizes available.
Item Number:RU0063
Gender:Unisex
Model:Loose
Fabric:100% cotton
Fabric Weight:8.0 oz/yd² (270 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness:Moderate
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features:Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Home, Outdoor, School, Pure Cotton, Washed, Long Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Long, Loose, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
Print Size:40*52cm
Notes:Each piece is handcrafted, ensuring its uniqueness. Minor variations from website images are natural and highlight its artisanal quality.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 | 26.4 | 67 | 27.2 | 69 | 28.0 | 71 |
| Length | 28.0 | 71 | 28.7 | 73 | 29.5 | 75 | 30.3 | 77 | 31.1 | 79 |
| Shoulder | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 | 26.0 | 66 |
| Sleeve length | 22.4 | 57 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.2 | 59 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.0 | 61 |






















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