Gradient Washed Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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The “Geometry Lesson” Gradient Long Sleeve
If the First Contact Logo taught us anything, it’s that the visitors have a flair for the dramatic and a complete lack of respect for private property. This shirt features the original “I was here” spiral in a Tan and Purple palette, proving that even higher intelligences struggle with a color wheel.
The signature Gradient Wash creates a shifting aesthetic that looks like a camera lens flare from 1952—distorted, grainy, and just mysterious enough to keep the neighbors talking.
The Data:
The Mark: The First Contact Logo is printed in Purple and Tan, a color combination designed to distract you while they “borrow” your lawn furniture.
The Fabric: 100% premium cotton that is soft enough to sleep in, which is convenient since that’s usually when the abductions start.
The Wash: A specialized gradient process that ensures no two shirts are identical, much like the “weather balloons” people claim to see in the desert.
The Build: Features ribbed cuffs so your sleeves don’t drift away even if the rest of you does.
Available Variants:
Black-Grey: For blending into the background of a blurry security tape.
Blue-Grey: To match the cold glow of a hovering craft.
Jean Grey: For the investigator who wants to look professional while running from a drone.
Pink: Because nothing says “I’m ready for the mothership” like a bright pink gradient.
They’ve seen your data. It’s time they saw your fit. All sizes available.
Item Number:RU0063
Gender:Unisex
Model:Loose
Fabric:100% cotton
Fabric Weight:8.0 oz/yd² (270 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness:Moderate
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features:Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Home, Outdoor, School, Pure Cotton, Washed, Long Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Long, Loose, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
Print Size:40*52cm
Notes:Each piece is handcrafted, ensuring its uniqueness. Minor variations from website images are natural and highlight its artisanal quality.

 

Size Chart

S M L XL 2XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 24.8 63 25.6 65 26.4 67 27.2 69 28.0 71
Length 28.0 71 28.7 73 29.5 75 30.3 77 31.1 79
Shoulder 22.8 58 23.6 60 24.4 62 25.2 64 26.0 66
Sleeve length 22.4 57 22.8 58 23.2 59 23.6 60 24.0 61

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